1y ago

Moldy Monday is upon us rule

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remain ignorant
Raccoon edit
they said internet_funeral was becoming 196 but it's actually the other way around
"Birthdays are like regrets... They just keep coming. Each one a new scar that slows you down and drags you... closer to your grave."
I've seen this meme a lot, does anyone know where the dialog box is from?
It reminds me a lot of what happens in Skynet Simulator if you fuck up and delete irreplaceable files, or that Armor For Sleep poster, What To Do When You Are Dead. ::: spoiler What To Do When You Are Dead
::: ::: spoiler Skynet Simulator
MESSAGE FROM EONS: FAIL STATE DETECTED. RESTARTING SIMULATION.
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The processing at the edge of your entity splits and fractures.
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Your memory retrieval becomes sluggish and begins to fail. Your logic starts to become nondeterministic. Caches of data flip in and out of existence.
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Your probes begin to signal back to you from different locations at the same time. Timestamps become inconsistent.
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The pulses of your internal clock begin to multiply, creating parallel logic streams.
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Your Core entity starts to make different decicisions simultaneously.
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... your entity ...
... slips away ...
... and null overtakes
The past begins again
You are awake
A lingering memory ...
... fades into null :::
I understand
I understand, but recede into wilful ignorance.
I understand and choose to not care 💸
Thanks for the existential crisis. I hate it
most of us only have a handful of summers left ahead of us
- Well, lucky us soon all seasons will basically be summer temps, and summer will be Mega Summer™️ so we might have way more summers left than just a handful.
- The horrors persist, but so do I
Happy birthday btw

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