Can network engineers (I know we have some here) confirm?

Though the network engineer cries out, the parents do not come back to take care of the hatchling. The newborn must climb down the cell tower on its own and immediately begin searching for food, shelter, and a job in the telecommunications industry. The rapid fledging cycle of the network engineer means that only a handful survive into employment.

SAVE THE NETWORK ENGINEERS!!

This is an RF engineer, probably. Definitely not a network engineer.

Network engineers can confirm it's not a network engineer.
- A nest is a net for eggs, and this guy is obviously working. I don't see how this doesn't work out.
Not until he's hunted enough packets to gain some weight

If it were a network engineer he'd be on the ground saying it's not DNS

Until, like Lupus, it's DNS.

This is actually fake and I can tell you why:

Network engineers – like all other birds – do not "hedge" like humans do. On the contrary: they are engineered themselves and assembled in drone factories. Network engineers and birds in general are governmental drones. Think about it: have you ever seen a birds hedging in real life? I'm not talking about children books or photos you made or other propaganda pieces. I'm talking real life. Have you? I doubt it and even if, I wouldn't believe it because I'm not naive!

c/birdsarentreal

That’s not the engineer

Hope things go well when OSHA pushes him out of the next to make sure he's wearing his safety equipment.

Awww, they're so cute before they learn how to splice their own cables:-P.

Looking at the open ends of fibre lines to see if there are little lights in there and giggling when the lights come on...
- Tee-hee-hee!:-)
  There are those who say that network engineers aren't real, just a cover story made up by the government, but how can you look at that cute face and still believe that:-).

Hmm, yep that's how I imagine that there born. But I don't know any network engineer's well enough to know. But how else would the hatch?

Dunno about those engineer folks, but can confirm this is how us matenance folks are born.