Mommy?
Mommy?
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Lizards were created by boomer turtle parents selling the family turtle shells to spend the rest of their lives on a cruise ship.
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I can't stop laughing at this. Thank you!
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Imagine having to raise all 300 of 'em. Parents must be stoked most get sniped on the beaches.
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r-selection, baby; they can crank out 300 kids and not have to care
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I'm also already living for years and counting
Me too, and boy let me tell you, living for years is no fun at all
The first years I was screaming alot, later I adopted but still feel the pain
You're doing it wrong then. Life can be fun. It can be fun for not just years, but decades