Remove your seven least favorite entries from each column, then you can generate an insult by rolling 3d20
Or add 3 to each column, get D30's, and be extra!Who am I kidding, I'd be on D100's by the 2nd session...
So when Leia calls Han a "low-down, stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf-herder" she was getting Shakespearean on him?
"You gorbellied, beef-witted fustilarian dewberry!" kind of has a certain je ne sais quoi to it, don't you think?
you like kissing commons don’t you
As an elf-skinned horn beast, I'll kiss All the commons and suck All of the fens!