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2y ago

I would have disowned him too.

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He graduated to Dad.
Oh no, disowned isn't nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, "My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder."
- Can’t stand an Opal.
“You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”
Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.
I would have been happy knowing that my son is already turning into a father.
- "You either die a son, or live long enough to become the father."
His first clue they didn't like him was the fact his name's Taylor. It's a job title not a name.
- Tailor is a job title. Taylor is a job title for someone not very good at tailoring.
  
  Or a tailor that never learned to spell. Im actually jealous. My name is Brock Shitshoveler and I bet you can guess what I do for a living.
  
  Taylor is ye olde spelling.
  
  I blame the sign painter.
"Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it."
Tl;Dr op's folks know what's up
- did you just tldr a tweet?
  
  a ~~tweet~~#xhit
Ó hogy a ménkű csapjon beléd te utolsó anyaszomorító te

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