And sometimes wants can be surprisingly different!
I choose pigeon. Pigeons are free as fuck and do what they please. How many times have you been waiting for table at a restaurant and a pigeon just rolls up and straight up annexes a table?
"Fuck you ima eat these fries and there's nothing you can do about it."
Nah, I like being an adult. I like having my shit together, and having a measure of respect and power. I like not having to do whatever dumb-ass thing some middle manager suggests.
The ancient Egyptians knew. To err is human; to cat, divine.
Cats should have been the aliens in ancient aliens:
Why did only Egyptians openly recognize the divine nature of Cats? Ancient astronaut theorists suggest...