Let me load it

I do this, but it’s a serious condition called delayed hearing, which you can’t read about anywhere, because I made it up.

It's actually a common thing with adhd
- I keep coming across relatable posts followed by someone saying it's ADHD and it's making me paranoid whether it's just good ol internet spreading fake news or memes or if I actually have ADHD. I don't think I have ADHD but I have to question myself every time this happens.
- Of course it fucking is
- A Delayed Hearing Diagnosis?
Or APD
The actual name is auditory processing disorder, and I do actually have that, as it's often comorbid with ADHD. But your version is funnier and made me laugh.
I hate you.
But enough of us have experienced it that it must be a real thing.
I have a hearing defect that affects how I hear speech. It sometimes takes a second or two until the second level support in my brain could parse what was said.

I feel like people who make sweeping comments about innocuous behaviors to accuse others of psychopathy are psychopaths.

Also, why blur the profile pics but not the account handles?

Also, why blur the profile pics but not the account handles?
Psychopaths
- Narcissistic, septicemic, malignant, pathological, psychopathic, sociopaths.

Sometimes you figure out what was said after saying "huh".

It's like how I catch all my mistakes only after sending my email.
- I push undo timer to the max on every app possible
- This is why I always end up re-reading work emails over and over again before sending, and also use the outlook delay-sending to allow for “unsending” lol
It's like rubber ducking yourself in the span of two seconds.
Huh?

Fuck you I'm buffering.

Actually me. I do this all the time and it drives my friends, family, and girlfriend nuts.
I think my brain processes what is said after it is finished processing what I am currently thinking about and what I am really doing is multitasking in thoughts before rounding my way to the next one.

People who just ask a question out of the blue without engaging first:

How the fuck do you expect us to react? I gotta load the social processing module first.

I have to load up the listening module first, if you catch me off guard I litterally hear gibberish the first sentence.
- Oh that's just your language processing module.
  If it was the listening module you would hear nothing at all or just static
- Same. I sometimes miss like 10 entire seconds when someone starts talking.
For real, give me the ol' "Hey, bud?" first and then when it's clear I'm paying attention, then ask.

When the ear-to-brain ping is 900ms

Sometimes it's because their brain wasn't set to receiving mode.

If someone says "hey" or my name before starting a sentence, I am paying attention. When they just start talking without doing that, I tend to miss the first part of the sentence.

Then I'm like "huh?". And sometimes I'm able to guess what they meant. Other times, not so much.

I like the Arabic word "ya" that can functions as an extra attention-grabber when referring to someone
So instead of
NaoPb, can you bring me the screwdriver? you say ya NaoPb, can you bring me the screwdriver?
so the word "ya" prepares your brain to recieve a name of a referrant, and if that name is your name then your brain then pays full athention
- Kinda like yo

Or it's those of us who have slower auditory processing and we need that brief moment to process the question

Then say "uhhhh" like everyone else!
- Processor too slow. Can save 1 default reaction only.
  Upgrade to pro and respond 'uhhh' in 200ms
- yea but during that time you fully believe you didn't hear the thing being said

I have ADHD, I huh literally everything if I'm not paying attention to you.

I say it at a way of signaling that next time they should establish a connection before just dumping the body of their message onto the line.
Same. Then I answer before you can repeat.
- Psychopath...

I dont think this guy, gal, or nonbinary pal knows what psychopath means

So, one way my ADHD manifests is that my brain will just fucking fumble incoming sounds, particularly if I'm not paying attention beforehand. I've been near someone who just turned on the radio to the middle of a song and the music made no sense to me at all, like, it was just really weird noise that sounded like it should make sense but didn't, until it suddenly clicked and the music made sense again. With words, it happens all the time. Someone will just ambush me with words and instead of "hey, can you put the cap on the blender?" It becomes "hey, can you pole a cat fender?" Or sometimes it becomes just "dsfargeg". I know that nobody would say either of those things to me, so I use a dual track strategy of both playing with what I think I heard to try and make it make sense as well as asking the other person to repeat themselves. Sometimes, I work it out before they repeat it, sometimes I don't.

I've never misheard things with ADHD but I do regularly ask people to repeat things and it's not that I haven't heard but it's like my brain hasn't fully processed and understood what I've just heard. So when someone starts saying what they've just said, my brain has finished processing everything.
- Exactly. It's like my (sub)concious was already at least three threads removed from reality and I need to bounce back into the real world to process.
100% agree that this is an ADHD thing. Doesn't happen to me as often as it seems to happens to you. But sometimes I'll be actively trying to pay attention to someone talking, and need to have them repeat themselves 3-4 times because the sound isn't becoming words.
- Are you guys saying that's why I have more trouble than my fellows in understanding people despite having perfect hearing?
I don’t have ADHD but I experience this too. Audio processing disorder.
Sometimes I realise what’s been said after a second or so, other times I can’t figure it out. My go to solution is to just repeat what I’ve heard. It usually gets kind of funny so it takes the annoyance out of it.
My ADHD manifests this way as well and I explain it as, "I'm sorry, I didn't understand English just then." I only speak one language but it's true, I couldn't parse their language.
I also picked up a "quirky" habit where I'll say the nonsense phrase back at the person, who gets a laugh, then repeats themselves. Since it seems like I'm being cute and quirky instead of having an auditory processing disorder, people don't get annoyed as often.
- I'll say the nonsense phrase back at the person
  I do this too sometimes. My wife in particular hates it.
I have this with languages. If I don't know what language to expect chances are I'm just gonna hear: w̶̛̫̥͚̎̾̍͋̏̽̀̊̉̈́h̴̘̯̜̖̘̦͈̺̍̾̐͆̿͒̂̔̉̒̀̿̈́̓͊͐͝ę̸̪̹͙̣̣̩̝̖͈͚͋͆̎r̵̫̪̲̬̫̾̓̓̑͊͒̈́̾̀̌̀̋̔̚̚͝͝͠e̵̦̤̲͎͑ ̸̲̪̜̒̈̂͝a̴̛̼̬͙̋̐̊̒̅̆͐̀͆̃̋̎͝ṛ̶̹̫̼̦̦̰̠̹̲͎̳͐̿̋ě̵̜͎͎̠̗͐̀ ̸̧̨̨̖̙̭͈̹̺̪̻̹̟̦̺̰̦̍̾̂̑̓̽̔̓͋́̎͑̉̔̏̇͘ẗ̵͓̙̰́̉̇́̊̌̔̄̅̄͛͒̔͒͠͠͠ḧ̶͎̗̯͉̟͉̘̗͈̜͎̝͙̺̙͉̠́̀̉͑̅͐͘͜͝ͅë̴̺͙͎̩̝̞͕̦͎̝͖̹̫͔̬̦̩́̆͒̄͆͆̍̉̍̈͒͌̚͜ͅ ̸̡̙̠͇̱̙̤̺̀̈̇̂̀̍̉̋̕ͅc̶̢̲̣̻͉̬͕̩̣͇͐̅͛̕̕̚ͅa̸͈̱͇̪͋̐̈̿̃̇̋̀̅̊̓̀̐̈̍̕͠ḃ̷̧͇͔͎͉͇̙͓͇͆̉̽͗͒̑b̴̗̬̺̤̳̈́ͅã̶̧̩̠̹̞̯͔͑̓̓̀̅̀̎͒̓͝͠g̸̨̧̧̱͉̱̲̗̬̟̘̟̩̉̋̇͒̎̇̿̋͌̓e̴͈̦̍̅s̸͓̎͆͛̾́͂̚ͅ.
I've done this all my life - I don't have ADHD.
- It isn't necessarily the case that everyone who does this has ADHD, nor that everyone with ADHD has this as a symptom. You could just have an auditory processing thing. For me, I think it's related to my ADHD because it doesn't happen when I'm on medication for it.
I think you're fine because this sounds totally normal to me
- Maybe, but it happens a lot less (that is, not at all) when I'm on my medication.

I wait when people say this. 100% people just need more time to process

Sometimes you gotta play the tape back real quick and re-listen with your echoic memory

oes noes! EmperorHenry is a psychopath! RUN EVERYONE! RUN AWAYYYYY

I love him but damn that is annoying every episode
- Huh?

Not gonna lie in my case it's a loading problem cause I hear and my hearing si fine but it comes up jumbled and then after 1 to 3 seconds the brain process what I heard.

Sorry, auditory processing disorder

I do this. It’s An ADHD thing. The words don’t load fast enough sometimes.

I tried just letting people repeat it but waiting it out is torture.

Also applies to "give me a second to process just how stupid your question was"

huh?

You can't judge me by just one my reply. But you probably would if you see them all.

They're making noise to fill the silence while they process what you said.

Fuck you, Shoresy!

Fuck You, Lemmy! Your lives are so sad I get a charity tax break just for hanging out with you!
- Fuck you, Shoresy!

I downloaded your speech to the wrong folder...

My ADHD autist girlfriend does this all the time. She just needs a bit of extra time to process. I don't mind it and I usually don't need to repeat what I said. You get used to it.

I have ADHD and Autism too and this happens to me as well.
I think the autism makes it harder to understand people with background noise and the ADHD makes me blurt out "huh?".
After I have already said it, my mind will go over what has been said a few times and try to figure out what could have been said and it will probably figure it out.

Sometimes it takes my brain a moment to realize that what you've said to me is actually Words and to assign a Meaning to those words, and that you haven't just done the human equivalent of when the Roomba drives back onto the charger.

This, but also if you talk constantly, to yourselves and animals, don't get mad when people tune out the incessant chatter.
Looking at my SO on this one.

I've taken to saying "uhhhhhh" with a stupid expression on my face until I've processed the sounds / their meaning

huh?

You can’t possibly be that stupid
- Oh, that's where you're wrong, bucko.

This is how it is for hard of hearing & deaf ppl whose brains are lagging as they piece together whatever just got said

My main problem is I can't just ignore individual sounds. I either take everything in or ignore everything, and the latter is even difficult for me. I need time to sort through the information when people speak.
- Have you done any kind of ear training?
  I’ve been playing this game called Morse Mania lately, that basically teaches you morse code.
  It’s a very simple signal being processed, but based on what I know about neurology, and cognitive psychology, and meditation, I bet playing that game would help with that signal/noise processing.

Huh?

Where I'm from, it's proper to say "Pardon?".

Is it a "huh?" or a "Hrmm" because those are two different things.

"Hey if you have auditory processing issues, you're a freak"

Cool man