You create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever.
You create humans and promise them an eternal afterlife, but they wear out their welcome after 37 septillion years so you place them in a time loop where they repeat their lives forever.
- create humans
- promise them an eternal afterlife
- grow tired of them but you never lie or go back on your word
- while thinking of a loophole the word loop gets stuck in your head so you realize you can just put them all in a time loop where they live eternally but you don't have to deal with them anymore