Know your shits!

(Shamelessly stolen from an imgur dump, but I felt like it belongs here)

Edit:

Since so many of you suggested additions, I'm just going to list them all in one place. Let's create a community-made enzycrapedia of shit-related terms and phrases!

Transcription of the image in case the picture disappears:

• Dogshit: Very poor quality
• Bullshit: Not true
• Horseshit: Nonsense
• Apeshit: rambunctious
• Batshit: insane
• Chickenshit: coward
• Ratshit: poor quality
• No shit: obviously (also sometimes "No shit, Sherlock!" as an exclamation)
• Holy shit: mind blowing / unbelievable
• Hot shit: very good
• Dipshit: a total dumbass
• Tuff shit: take it or leave it. (correct spelling would be "tough shit")
• Jack shit: nothing
• The shit: perfection

More shit:

• Cut the shit: knock it off.
• Are you shitting me: are you serious.
• This shit is bananas: this is crazy.
• That’s my shit: I really like that.
• I dig that shit: I love it
• Shit!: An exclamation of discontent. See also: fuck.
• I shit myself: I pooped my pants.
• Shit-Hawk: unpleasant person
• For shits and giggles: Doing something silly for no particular reason
• Shit a brick: to be scared
• Scared shitless: being really scared
• Shitstain: someone trashy or worthless
• Shit for brains: stupid
• Shit sandwich: a shitty situation
• Shithead: a shitty person
• Shithole: a shitty place
• Piece of shit: a shitty thing
• Deep shit: a meaningful revelation
• To be up shit creek (without a paddle): to be in deep trouble
• To be full of shit: constantly lying
• Shit Stirrer: someone who deliberately causes problems/arguments
• Get your shit together: to organize stuff properly (alternatively; to calm down)
• Losing your shit: freaking out
• To [do] the shit out of something: doing something in an excellent way
• I don't give a shit: I don't care
• When shit hits the fan: when an already bad situation suddenly becomes worse
• Shit happens: bad things happen and you can't do anything about it
• Shit just got real: Something dangerous is happening right now
• Does a bear shit in the woods?: Isn't it obvious?
• Eat shit: To fall on your face
• Shit-eating grin: a smug and condescending expression
• Who shit in your cereal?: Who ruined your day/mood?
• (To watch the) Shitshow: watching utter chaos unfold without intervening
• A metric shit ton: a lot
• Shit on a Shingle: a dish consisting of a cream sauce with meat in it poured over toast
• Nuttier than squirrel shit: being crazy
• Shitstorm: a stressful, chaotic situation
• You don't know shit: you're clueless
• Don’t shit where you eat: Don’t date a work colleague
• The shits: diarrhea
• My shit: my stuff
• Shitter: toilet
• You are shit: you're worthless
• You are not shit: reassuring that you're NOT worthless
• You ain't shit: you're worse than worthless

Thanks and credit to: Poopmeister, Wogi, protist, cloudy1999, lambchop and ToRa