what's the world record for beatboxing while using a living bird's head as an instrument?

i can make dubstep on my frend's head, and she loves it. i also have another one that just makes kissy noises even though she has no lip0s. reppy. can i make money from tyhis?

(happy fridy everybody)

-- 2 week update -- this was a genuine shower thought. something inside me can't thank you all enough for how much you hated it, too :)