My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball. But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!
Greetings, friend. Do you wish to look as happy as me? Well, you've got the power inside you right now. Use it, and send one upvote to Happy Dude
The Duke of New York? I've been calling him The Baron of New York. Oh why didn't someone tell me. I've been making an idiot out of myself.
