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If all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.

The plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices.

Light switches should be glow in the dark

Every day reading the news makes me feel like I'm Adam de la Peña from the 2003 comedy central show, I'm with Busey.

Why walk, when you can ride?

Every time someome does the impossible, it gets a little harder to do so.

The worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymore

An edgelord used to be a wannabe cool guy, now it's someone that's really good at masturbating without finishing.

The unfortunate thing about twins is that they might fight over which one was not planned.

The Devil (Lucifer) is an undercover cop.

I feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movement

The people who first invented tools had to invent inventing tools without tools.

I'm full of preservatives and micro-plastics. I should live until I'm at least 1000 y/o.

The use of lunar calendar might be the reason why days start at midnight.

Future generations will look at people who fear AI/Robots, the same way as how we today view people who fear other races/ethnicities

I should wash my hair.

A vest. BUT WITH SLEEVES.

"I was born in the wrong generation" has turned from edgy to a sad reality for some

Willie Nelson should be addressed as "Your Highness"

It always seems like its time to move to linux