Brutal, absolutely unforgivable DMing
Awww so scary
Was nice adventuring with you all
Now he has to figure out how to court her
Average adventurer
I've taken 1d4 damage many times
True Alignment
"Media interest" is a much higher risk than any level-appropriate encounter.
I used to be the forever DM before it was discovered I was bad at being DM
Dang it, Meemaw!
There's a time and a place
Sounds familiar
Be more specific next time
How to torture your players and have fun doing it
Back to the drawing board
Spell yeah!
Surprise Magic Items
Warforged Bard
I, uh... use a pickup line with the bartender.
I will fireball you. Silence.
