Look, if you ask an NPC to solve the plot for you, you're going to get bad solutions.
I refuse to believe you all would really let your players bully you into running only d&d
Those poor fools
I'm Forever DM, not Forever GM
The solution is to post about your campaign to Lemmy so internet randos can meme about it
The two types of DMs
The mortifying ordeal of being known
Trapped in a Cabin with Lord Byron - A One Page RPG
Boobplate (Ironlily)
D&D with the BG3 party
When you're high level, people notice you. Shock!
He literally wrote an entire nation (And I wish WotC were like that)
Resistance
This was possibly the most self-roasting way to fix the class
I go home when the die rolls say I can
Mimics
Add this to your next human's repertoire
With all the fighting going on, me and my friends play our own ruleset
Song of the pixie who multiclassed as bard and barbarian, becoming a bardbarian
There's a gun to your head, and death in his eyes