Shit's real when the songs break out
Poor Faramir
"Just a little splash of red..."
The seasons of Gondolin, the Hidden Kingdom
Excitement to Disinterest in 30 Seconds
Even the Corsairs of Umbar know!
Hi kids
Wholesale slaughtering groups that oppose them: Check!
Fun Fact: "Hi cousin, may I please borrow your boat?" cannot be translated into Quenya
Do not take me for a conjurer of cheap tricks
They know a thing or two, because they've seen a thing or two :'(
There's a difference in the types of elves you meet
The Schwarzeneggers of the Ring
Are we Jewel posting today?
I'm gonna start posting Silmarillion memes, you can't stop me
Mordor U
The fall of Angband was the biggest geopolitical desaster of the first age.
The Fellowship of the Ring but every time they say ring it gets faster
Another Shrubbery
Saruman also blocks Rowan's military assistance to Gondor
