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Why should you never buy a light bulb from a RAM manufacturer?

What do bees do when it's very hot outside?

Who is Irish and sits outside all summer?

Not all construction jobs are equally engaging.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

What should you do if you get rejected for a job at the sunscreen factory?

TIL that Albert Einstein was a real person!

In the heart of the Rocky Mountains was a monastery.

The creator of Strange Planet has a dad joke...

Girls, if you visit a guy and he's got a large piece of red cloth tied to a long stick, be very wary!

Did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg in a tragic accident?

My father spilled invisible ink all over himself.

What did the pirate couple say at their wedding?

Dad Jokes Ruined by Gentle Parenting

Where do you take someone who’s been in a peek-a-boo accident?

What do you call a giant pile of cats?

How do you cook a pig?

To kill a French vampire you have to drive a baguette through its heart.

You know one thing they don't tell you about having kids ...

Some cool info about Vegas catholics