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Why don't we use a base-12 number system?

How does a pawn move in chess?

What do you call recently married spiders?

Eugene Levy invited me to a pool party at his house, but when I got there in my Volt nobody was swimming.

What do you call a herd of sheep rolling down a hill?

Being a lawyer is hard.

ok it's enough....

I just reviewed my vacuum cleaner on Amazon. It sucks hard. 5 stars.

Hey, Jack! Didja hear 'bout the 'splosion in da cheese factory?

What's the name of the lady standing in the middle of a tennis court?

New job

Why couldn't the family leave the room after playing with Legos?

When AIs start creating AIs...

What do dogs and phones have in common?

Why can't you tell jokes about retired people?

What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?

How do you annoy a robot?

Did you hear about the man who accidentally drank invisible ink?

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This is a real TOSser